When you see it… if you see it… you’re a Doctor Who fan.
“Mr. President, you’ve got a call”
“Well tell them to hold, I’m busy”
“Well, they can’t exactly—” the agent was cut off by a strong wind, followed by a whirling sound. Immediately the president looked up, bringing his hand up to facepalm.
“You could have told me it was him” he managed to say, forcing a smile as the Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS.
“Hello! How’s the campaign going? Oh and congratulations on your second presidential term!” the Doctor said, smiling foolishly at President Obama.
“Mr. President we have 20 seconds for the broadcast” a voice was heard from the other room.
“Oh, darn! Bad moment is it? It seems I always arrive at bad moments, specially with people of importance. Did I ever tell you about the time I bumped into Queen Victoria? Very funny story—”
“Doctor! Please, can we focus on getting this blue thing out of here? Kind of about to broadcast to the whole nation”
“Oi! It’s not a blue thing. Don’t listen to him Sexy…”
“Alright, alright!” The Doctor called over a couple of men from the secret service, making them push the TARDIS into a hole in the wall.
“Really, Doctor? Is that the best you could manage?”
“The most powerful being in the whole of time and space, yeah right”.
The announcement went fairly well, no major inconveniences other than the fact that the TARDIS was peeking out, but oh well none of the Americans would notice.
“Anyways Doctor, what is it that you wanted?”
“Oh, just came to congratulate you. By the way, I did that…thing you asked me to do”
“Is he stuck there?”
“Yup, never to come back”
“Thank you, Doctor. You have done a whole lot for this nation”.
What nobody in the nation knew, though, was that Mitt Romney from 2014 was currently stuck in the biggest gay nudist beach in the whole of the cosmos, with no other better companion than Captain Jack Harkness.